New Hespeler vs Old Hespeler(round 1)
Feb 6th, 2010 | By James Hillis | Section: CommunityA recent discussion on New Hespeler vs Old Hespeler took place today and after thinking things over i came up with a few things that are different though between the old and the new.
New Hespeler call’s them Motor Homes, old Hespeler calls them drive in houses, In New Hespeler they discuss Shakespeare and call him a “BARD”, in old Hespeler we just worry that the pickup truck that our Cousin “Bard” get’s returned in good shape. A conversation in new Hespeler may discuss new Asphalt for the roads, in Old Hespeler we just wonder what that has to do with our ‘rectal problems”, A new hespelerite mentioned a cat scan and next thing you knew there were a bunch of old Hespelerites putting together a search party to look for the lost cat. New Hespeler may worry about Murphy’s law, in old Hespeler we just worry about not getting Murphy’s lawyer, New Hespeler worry’s about Corruption in Government, we in Old Hespeler call it old fashioned values. A new Hespelerite say’s they are unemployed, old Hespeler calls it semi retired. And in Old hespeler we still use terms like Nincompoop,fuddle duddle and thimamagiggy and understand what they mean. That is my view, and your welcome. Over to You Mark( God, I hope he has a sense of humour)
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THAT WAS FANTASTIC.. LOVE LOVE IT.. and I am sure he has a sense of humour..
After all he rides a bike, has a tattoo and admits too having inhaled at least once.
Sounds like a Hespeler boy to me. lol…
Don’t be surprised if he shows up at the bullshite table at the legion..
I’ve been invited to the dance!
My mom with a nurse in the air force so I have seen the insde of a few legions. I remember going to them for various ocassions as a kid and enjoying it becuase the usual suspects seemed to get a hoot out of passing out “sips” of beer to us teens. I think rectal problems must be mandatory to live here becuase I have had two colonoscopies myself with more fun planned for the future.
OK. Here we go…
Old H: “Mable…get me a Black Label!”
New H: “Um, waiter, I hope this is imported sparkling water”
Old H: “When I was your age 84 years ago, we had walk up hill 10 miles to school and then work at the mill on weekends for 5 cents and hour…and by Jesus we liked it!”
New H: “What does it mean to walk?…and what’s a Jesus”
Old H: “Mable, the damn thingamajiggy isn’t working again”
New H: “Mable, where’s my damn Viagara”
Old H: “Goddamn I hate those people in Galt”
New H: “Goddamn I hate those people in Galt”
Applause, you are indeed getting there.
OK MARK..
WELCOME TO HESPELER.. YOU’RE GONNA DO JUST FINE..lol
BTW..
We don’t hate the people in Galt, we just hate how the scales tip in favour of Galt
omg.. I’ve just seen the hot tub.. priceless..
I guess my invite to the hot tub got lost in the mail……
Shame about your luck Bob, if you squint you can see me sitting beside Wart in the back ground..heehee
( I think that’s us)??