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A True Irish Story!

Aug 30th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The ... Full Story

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!

Aug 3rd, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use. However, this prize had rules, just as any game has certain rules. The first set of rules would be: 1 ... Full Story

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Cudjo and Me

Jul 29th, 2010 | By m. boilard | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts by M. Boilard
I walk for exercise. Every morning just as the sun comes up, I get up to walk my 5k block. I like to push my strides to the point of running, but instinct tells me to keep one foot on the ground at all times. My husband on the other hand ... Full Story

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Applicant can add ‘shoplifting’ to resume

Jul 29th, 2010 | By Debbie Vitez | Category: Humour and Satire
This ran in the ifpress.com   ........... comments invited below Job hunter allegedly stole clothes from store where she interviewed By DON PEAT, QMI Agency TORONTO - Don't leave your resume behind at the scene of the crime. Barrie cops didn't have to look too hard for an alleged shoplifter who was hunting for a job ... Full Story

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The Throne!

Jul 25th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
A LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT\'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. ... Full Story

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Learn from your elders.

Jul 22nd, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and ... Full Story

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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim (Liberalis strain)

Jul 21st, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion, Politics, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
The Ontario Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It\'s pronounced "Gonna re-elect \'em," and it is a terrible affliction The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many ... Full Story

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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile!

Jul 20th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where ... Full Story

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They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

Jul 17th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper\'s cemetery in the Kentucky back-country. As I was ... Full Story

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EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD

Jul 14th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Posts and Recipes by Waycat
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed this warning : "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a ... Full Story

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