Humour and Satire
Saying Grace In A Restaurant.
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said out loud, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if ... Full Story
Woman called 911 for more smokes
Mar 7th, 2010 | By Debbie Vitez | Category: Humour and Satire
By QMI Agency ... comments invited below
SAULT STE. MARIE, Ont. - A Northern Ontario woman was charged with mischief on Tuesday after police say she wouldn't stop calling 911 to ask them to pick her up some smokes.
Police say that Moira Williams, 67, of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., had been ... Full Story
History Exam… !!!
Feb 28th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion
NO Cheating - don\'t look at the answers until you take the test!!!!
Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam.
If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap.
This is a History Exam for those who don\'t mind seeing how much they really remember ... Full Story
The lowly avocado!
Feb 27th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion
Let\'s rediscover this fruit/veggie.
Someone asked me recently what i thought about the fat content of avocado as they use it quiet often in sandwiches instead of spreading butter or mayo they would use avocado instead.
Well, the oil in a avocado is not at all fattening. Avocados are anywhere from 5 ... Full Story
The Omnipresent Big Banana!
Feb 24th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression \'going bananas\' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:
Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!
This is interesting.
After reading this, you\'ll never look at a ... Full Story
Improving Cambridge(Part 1)
Feb 11th, 2010 | By James Hillis | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion, Politics
Everybody has ideas on what is wrong with Cambridge and on how to improve things. So in thinking about it(really, i got to get back to work, too much free time) here in my humble "Old Hespeler" opinion are a few ways to improve and beautify the city.
Health care ... Full Story
I believe!
Feb 9th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion
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Comments made in the year 1955!
Feb 8th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire
That\'s only 55 years ago!
\'I\'ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it\'s going to be impossible to buy a week\'s groceries for $10.00.
\'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won\'t be long before $1, 000.00 will only buy a used ... Full Story
Understanding The English Language!
Feb 7th, 2010 | By waycat | Category: Community, Humour and Satire, Opinion
You think English is easy???
If you\'re a wordsmith it will brighten up your day.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the ... Full Story
Sunshine and Superman
Feb 7th, 2010 | By m. boilard | Category: Community, Humour and Satire
I have always disliked school. For me, not too many memories stem from class time; just a self-pitying ‘I hate this’ type of feeling. I don’t think it was really the learning involved that fuelled my angst, but just the rote mentality of it all, coupled with the fact that ... Full Story
